Saturday, February 7, 2009

The effects of bordem

A few friends had this on their blog and I stole it. I'm doing it only because I have nothing better to do at the moment
1. Started your own blog (well duh)
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a Meteor Shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a Mountain -does the Y count?
9. Held a praying mantis--no, but I poked one once
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea In Florida
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch beadwork
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a Lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (a LONG time ago when I was in softball)
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied -who does??
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing didn't get very far
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David at the MOA-Chicago
41. Sung karaoke unfortunately
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted by me and I immediately threw it away after I was finished
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business private piano lessons
58. Taken Martial Art Lessons
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar it was pretty gross
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone my leg when I was 4
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a Book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible-yeah...haven't done that yet...how embarrassing
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating Eww. Hope I never have to.
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous (Elder Faust at the airport when I was 15-I think he counts as someone famous)
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby-not yet...but seeing as how I'm pregnant now and almost done its a sure thing
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake the most disgusting experience of my life.
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone---I'm pretty sure I'm the only one left who STILL doesn't have a cell phone.
99. Been stung by a bee

Monday, January 26, 2009

Never feel bad again....

...about having a messy house.
I ripped this pic of from somebody I don't know, but I just had to post it because it is the most disgusting and shocking evidence of slovenly living I have ever seen. I don't know who's kitchen it is or even where this offense is located, all I know is that yes, somebody actually LIVES here. All I would like to know is how...HOW does one let their house get this dirty??


Saturday, January 24, 2009

Most Disliked

I got this in an email and its hilarious to read people's responses. We are always asking each other what we like, so its fun to see the dislikes for a change.


YOUR MOST DISLIKED:

CANDY: Anything cinnamon favored

FOOD: beans, beets and spaghetti-O's

BEVERAGE: Beer I guess. Not that I drink it of course, but I hear its really nasty.

MUSIC: Rap, modernest music, and Jessica Simpson.

COLOR: rust...

TOWN/CITY: Waukegan, IL

MOVIE: Where to start? Legally Blond II, most Adam Sandler movies, war movies....

ANIMAL: Dogs and monkeys.

INSECT: flies, spiders, ants....

BIRD: seagulls

SEASON: fall...well I guess summer now that I'm in Arizona.


ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN…

DRIVING: people on their cell phones, speeding, cutting me off, and no blinkers

TALKING ON THE PHONE: long spaces of silence (if you can't think of anything to say, say bye!)

WHILE WATCHING TV OR MOVIES: when people ask questions that would have been answered if that person had paid attention to the movie

EATING IN RESTAURANTS: When the waitress/waiter asks you if you would like something, and assuming that food item is free, say yes only to find out it costs like $15

DRIVE-THRUS: When they can't understand/speak english. No hablo espanol. Lo siento.

SLEEPING: waking up in the middle of the night for no appearent reason and then not being able to fall asleep again for hours.

SHOWERING: when the water can't decide if it wants to be really hot or really cold

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH: those darn seagulls

IN THE MALL: the crowds, and those "sales": buy 25 and get one free! Yeah, what a great deal...

FLYING/AIRPLANES:mostly everything. delays, sitting for hours, no leg room, dirty seats, especially those vents that blow air on me and make me cold.

ON THE COMPUTER: slow reaction from the computer; pop-ups

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE: people on their cell phones who don't pay any attention to what they are doing or where they are going

YOU'RE ON A DATE: when I can't decide what I want to eat.

COOKING OR BAKING: screwing up the directions and also realizing that I don't have all the necessary ingredients halfway into mak ing whatever it is I'm making.

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU DISLIKE THE MOST: cleaning out the sink drainers.

WHAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?
drowning

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?
interrupting

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR/TRUCK? it has no 4-wheel drive and its ugly

WHAT/WHO IS ANNOYING YOU TODAY? trying to get Erik off the computer so we can get out of the house and do something!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Global Warming: by Erik

I've become fascinated with the "science" of global warming. In this case "science" actually means "politics." These two images were created by a biophysicist professor at Oxford. The first shows a huge spike in carbon dioxide during the Cambrian period, about 450 million years ago. This seems to be closely associated with the explosive appearance of all life on Earth. Note the spike of CO2 going from 4000 ppm to 7000 ppm. Today, global warming activists warn about the "danger" that has happened from CO2 "spiking" from 200 ppm to 300 ppm. If a CO2 change of 3000 ppm did not destroy the Earth, how insignificant is a change of 100 ppm?

The second figure shows just how much humans contribute to the global warming gases. Water vapor is the most significant global warming gas. Don't you notice how hot days seem hotter with 100% humidity and during cloudy evenings, the temperature does not drop? Water vapor allows the earth to maintain a comfortable range of temperature due to its global warming effects. The rest is caused by other natural activities and gases (methane, CO2, nitric oxide, ozone, etc.). That leaves our contributions to 0.28%.

Let's assume that all of our contribution to global warming gas is CO2, which it isn't. And let's assume that we can immediately reduce our worldwide CO2 emissions by 50%, which we can't.
That would reduce our contribution to 0.14%. All of our effort would lower the current CO2 in the atmosphere from 300 ppm to 299.5 ppm.

In spite of all this, Gore and Obama want to spend BILLIONS of dollars to "fix" the problem, as if we didn't have economic problems already. They want to impose new restrictions and fees on every business that creates green house gases. Obama says that his efforts to curb global warming will cause YOUR energy rates to "necessarily skyrocket."

This is a problem that has gotten out of hand. Too many people have blindly accepted everything Gore and Obama have told them. I hope you can see through the politics and follow the science.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Our yard

When we came home from Christmas break we found a few surprises in our backyard. The first being that the lemon tree that we thought was a lime tree has once again changed its mind and has now settled on being an orange tree. So for now its an orange tree. Next month it may decide to be a grapefruit tree. Either way, we are obviously ignorant in regard to fruit trees. But we are fairly certain that it is a citrus tree.






















The other surprise we found when we got back is that our garden was pretty much dead. We asked our neighbor to take care of it...maybe she did but who knows. It is starting to come back though so thats good.


Preggo Pics

I don't feel the need to take a picture of my growing belly every week but here are a few pics just in case you don't believe that I'm pregnant. Baby is due March 20th. I'll probably look bigger than a house by then but oh well. Pregnancy has been pretty good so far so I think I'll be okay :)



15 weeks-I just look chubby





















25 weeks-finally showing!




















30 Weeks (Jan 10) . Getting pretty big. Only 10 more weeks to go...and grow!

Christmas Break

Erik and I spent Christmas Break at his parent's in St. George Utah. We drove...it took about 6 1/2 hours but it really wasn't a bad drive, especially for being in my last trimester. As you can see from the pictures, we really partied hard......yeah right.....we didn't really "do" anything besides visit. Thanks okay though. We lead boring lives but we like it that way :)



Christmas morning! Erik and his sister, Makayla














Erik after opening presents.














Me and Erik














Later that evening. Erik's grandparents came for a (long) visit.













A dorky pic of me and Erik














Erik and his friends playing a game of pool. Me and Erik won, despite me being on the team!














Erik playing pool












Erik and his friends














New year's snacks














Me, looking like a dork














More New Year's "partying"














The In-laws cabin where we spent New Year's day, in Pine Valley UT